The
Back Problem
Written by Jeremy
Everything
was fine in Riverdale High. The birds were chirping, the sun was
shining and most of all, the students were happy. They were walking
around, talking to their friends and doing their own things. Some of
them were in the porch hanging around. Most of them were either in
the classrooms having classes or in the cafeteria having an early
lunch.
But as
the students were having their lunch break, Mister Weatherbee’s
problem had just begun. He was in his office, toiling away on the
hundreds upon hundreds of reports he had to edit and sign, frowning
at the occasional hard ray of light which pierced through the clear
window. It was one of those days when he had too much work lying on
his desk. The high stacks on his table were so high that even Mister
Weatherbee felt a little tired just looking at them.
As if
that wasn’t bad enough, he could hear his stomach making some
strange noises as he got through the second stack. Mister Weatherbee
knew then that he had to have his lunch, but he also knew that these
reports were urgent; he had to finish them by tomorrow and he saw
that he wasn’t even half of the way through. Just one of those days
I guess, he thought and sighed as he resumed his editing.
It was
then that Archie entered the office, holding a ring binder carrying
many papers.
“Good
morning, Mister Weatherbee!” Archie smiled as he greeted.
“What
brings you to my office, Andrews?” was what Mister Weatherbee said
in reply, “oh no!” was what he said to himself.
“I’m
just here to hand you the report you wanted, sir!”
Upon
hearing that, Mister Weatherbee wanted to sob tears of joy, but he
merely said, “That was fast! Put it on the file cabinet over there,
I will go through it when I’ve finished reviewing these
reports.”
“Sure thing, Mr. Weatherbee!” Archie smiled.
He looked proud of himself for being so punctual for this particular
report. He even wanted to do a dance of joy around the office but of
course he didn’t.
Archie
turned and walked but something caught his eye. He saw the many thick
piles of papers Mister Weatherbee had on his desk and he also saw the
sad, stressed look he had on his face. Mister Weatherbee looks rather
stressed and tired today….Maybe I could help with that! Archie
thought. He turned from the almost opened door and faced Mister
Weatherbee. The door clicked back into place.
“Sir,
would you like a cup of coffee?” Archie asked with his most sincere
voice.
“Oh,
that would be great! And maybe, can you get me some lunch from the
cafeteria as well? I’m famished.”
“Alright.
Be right back!” Archie walked out the office.
What a
thoughtful boy! Mister Weatherbee thought with a smile, as he got
back to work on his reports.
In the cafeteria, Archie met Miss
Beazley, who was busy serving the students who were queuing up. The
cafeteria was packed full of people and Miss Beazley was as busy as
ever.
“Eh,
Miss Beazley…”
Miss
Beazley didn’t reply. She was so preoccupied in her work that she
didn’t even notice Archie.
Archie
tried again. “Miss Beazley!”
This time
Archie saw Miss Beazley turn here and there before looking at him.
“Oh, Archie, what’s the matter?”
“It’s
Mister Weatherbee, I’ve volunteered to fetch him his lunch and a
cup of coffee to go along with it.” Archie tried to look serious
but deep inside he knew he was feeling mighty proud of himself. He
couldn’t help it; after all he was helping Mister Weatherbee.
“Ah
huh.” She pointed towards a tray packed full of food at the far end
of the table on the other side of the counter, the tray that was no
doubt Mister Weatherbee’s, and then pointed towards the coffee
machine near the wall on the right. Archie squinted as a sharp ray of
sunlight pierced through the window there. After pointing to those
two things, Miss Beazley went back to scooping food for the students.
Miss Beazley must be super busy today, Archie thought as he went to
the coffee machine.
After a
couple moments of tinkering with the machine, he emerged with a
steaming hot (and nice smelling) cup of coffee. It was the black one
which Mister Weatherbee liked. Archie, of course, knew what type of
coffee Mister Weatherbee liked. What self respecting student wouldn’t
know what type of coffee Mister Weatherbee liked, Archie thought.
After picking up the tray of food and holding it up like a waiter, he
went out the cafeteria door and towards Mister Weatherbee’s office,
whistling.
In his
office, Mister Weatherbee looked at the three remaining stacks of
papers which were still on the desk. At this moment, to Mister
Weatherbee, the three stacks of papers might as well be the Empire
State Building, the Chrysler Building and the New York Times
Building. “How am I going to finish this by tomorrow?” muttered
Mister Weatherbee.
Just
then, Archie entered with the tray of food on his left hand and the
cup of coffee on the other.
But he
tripped.
“Sir,
here’s your lun…AAAHHH!” The tray of food and the cup of coffee
tumbled and all of it flew. All of a sudden everything started to
move in slow motion, it was like time had slowed for that split
second or two. Mister Weatherbee started standing up. He had a look
of dismay on his face, but there was nothing he could do. The food
and the coffee splashed onto the papers…
When
Archie picked himself from the ground, he saw a distraught looking
Mister Weatherbee staring at the papers and feeling through them with
his fingers. He saw the pure sorrow in his eyes.
“No,
no, no, no…..” Mister Weatherbee picked up a coffee stained
stack.
“GULP!!
OH NOOOOO…” Archie could only stand and watch with an expression
of disbelief and fear.
Then he
saw Mister Weatherbee focusing his eyes on him…
“Archie!!!
Why do these things always happen when you are around?!” shouted
Mister Weatherbee.
A pause.
Archie wanted very much to find a hole to hide.
“Mister…Weatherbee….”Archie
started. But before he could get off any more words, Mister
Weatherbee shouted again. “I give you one minute; go get a mop,
some water and some washing fluid!!!” Archie felt the powerful wind
from that shout blowing through his hair and on his face.
“But…Sir…I’m
sorry!”
“I
said, go get it right now!!!” Mister Weatherbee shouted, this time
Archie almost got lifted off the ground from the sheer power.
Gulp!
Archie ran out of the office.
A few
moments later, Archie came walking down the corridor, this time with
a mop and a pail of water mixed with washing fluid. He knew he had
messed up big time, he knew Mister Weatherbee was really mad that
time, he saw the thick veins on his forehead appear when he was
shouted at, and they looked like they were going to burst. Archie was
now sweating a lot and he was getting very tired, his legs and arms
were sore from the constant walking and carrying. He knew that if he
had a good chance of making things right, it was right now. He would
go in and clean the mess up and maybe help him stack up the papers
again. That was the least he could do, thought Archie.
He sighed
as he entered the office. But just then his right leg got caught by
the carpet and he fell forwards.
This
time, instead of food and coffee, it was soap water which flew
through the air, towards Mister Weatherbee, towards the reports,
towards the desk, towards the window behind the desk, everything.
Mister Weatherbee squinted as some of the water splashed into his
eyes, causing him momentary blindness. Archie fell with his arms
first onto the floor and the once full pail, which was now empty, hit
the backboard of the desk with a loud thud. Archie was glad he didn’t
hit anyone with it when he flunked the pail as he fell. Not that it
mattered a lot to him at this moment.
“Argghhh!!!
Archie!!! Get out!!! Get OUT!!!” Mister Weatherbee shouted. Archie
could only run.
At Pop’s,
Archie’s friends were consoling him.
“Why is
it every time I try to do something good for Mr.Weatherbee I always
end up messing things up? Sigh.” said Archie.
“What
happened, Archie?” Veronica asked.
Ronnie,
Jughead and Betty have a look of concern on their faces. They were
sipping at their chocolate shakes just as Archie was sipping his too.
Archie
blinked. “It’s about Mr.Weatherbee…this afternoon I spilled
coffee and a tray of food all over his reports...” He blinked again
and then looked down.
“A tray
of food?” Jughead asked.
“I was
bringing it to him, Jug. He was too busy to go to the cafeteria.”
said Archie.
“Now he
avoids me like a plague…..” Archie added after taking a sip from
his cup.
Archie
looked up from where he was and saw Reggie smiling at him with his
trademark obnoxious smile from the next table. Oh no…just what I
didn’t need…Archie thought.
“Cheer
up, Archiekins. I’m sure everyone makes mistakes once in awhile.
You just have to be more careful next time.” Betty said with her
soothing voice. Archie could not help but smile a little at that. No
one but his friends could make him smile even at such bad moments.
“Telling
Archie to be careful is like telling a dog to talk! It’s just
impossible!” Reggie retorted from his table. Archie’s smile
subsided.
“Oh,
shut your gap!” Jughead answered back with anger. Thanks Juggy!
“Hey, I
was just trying to help.” Reggie replied with his not-so-sincere
smile.
Ronnie
changed the subject. “Ignore that jerk. I’m sure you will be
fine, Archiekins.”
“Just
apologize to Mr.Weatherbee when you get the chance…Tell him you
will be more careful next time. Alright?” Betty said with an
encouraging smile.
“Yeah
and also tell him that you meant well and stuff.” added Juggy.
Archie
looked up, wide eyed. His friends could see him thinking through the
situation.
Archie
thought about it for a few more minutes then replied “That’s
right, guys! I will do exactly that, I will apologize to him
tomorrow!” His friends saw a glimmer of hope in his eyes.
“That’s
the way!” Jughead exclaimed.
At school
the very next morning, Mister Weatherbee was feeling better already.
He had two students, two seniors, and Miss Grundy to help with his
reports. They had spend the past one night and the whole of today's
morning doing the reports, stacking them and making sure all of them
were arranged in a proper manner. Meanwhile, Mister Weatherbee kept
signing and signing them, and to his amazement he saw he was
finishing. Hallelujah!!! It must be a miracle, thought Mister
Weatherbee.
And about
an hour later before lunch time, he had indeed finished signing the
reports.
“Thank
you, thank you, and thank you.” He told the students and Miss
Grundy as they left the office.
“You’re
welcome!” They answered as they left. In Mister Weatherbee’s
mind, fireworks, the kind which only appears on New Year’s Day,
went off in a dazzling array of bright lights and colors.
And
within another hour he had finished keeping the reports in his
cabinets on the far wall of his office.
”It’s
a good thing I got my reports filed! That Archie with his butter legs
has caused me enough hardship!” said Mister Weatherbee as he closed
the last cabinet, a relieved look on his face. But, although he was
relieved to have finished everything, he looked like he had just
fought through World War three. His back was aching, almost to the
extent of probably not being able to sit down again for the rest of
the afternoon.
With the
enormous amount of time he had spent sitting down at his desk, it
came to him as no surprise that he was feeling a little sore. I must
be getting old, Mister Weatherbee thought.
With a
pained face, he trudged to the front of his desk and rested his right
hand on his back, while supporting himself with the other hand. He
could hear the birds chirping outside with a stunning clarity. It was
almost ironic to have birds chirping right outside the window when
he’s feeling so much pain…
The,
almost to his surprise, Mister Weatherbee saw Archie walk in. He saw
that he was walking just two steps when he tripped on the carpet for
the umpteen time. This time everything slowed again, everything was
back into slow motion. He noticed how Archie fell very slowly towards
his back. Archie had his hands up and he was shouting something, but
he couldn't hear anything. For that moment it was as if everything
else had been shut out from him.
“ARGH!”
was what Archie had shouted.
Archie
crumpled onto Mister Weatherbee’s back, a comedic sight. Mister
Weatherbee was trying to hold onto the table but Archie was too
heavy, so they both fell onto the ground.
Lying
facedown on the ground, Mister Weatherbee had only one thing on his
mind, which was to shout into Archie’s face so loud the whole
school could hear it. He started crawling up on his legs and he saw
Archie face down on the ground.
Mister
Weatherbee hurried to pull him up. And when he had pulled him up he
started opening his mouth. This was going to get ugly, thought
Archie.
“Andre…”
But
Mister Weatherbee knew something was strange, he no longer felt any
sharp pain on his upper back. In fact, he was feeling better than
ever. He stretched his back once more just to see if there was any
more pain, but there was nothing. At that moment, he didn’t know
whether to smile or to frown, he was speechless. He felt good.
“Hmmm….Hey,
my back isn’t sore anymore….I feel so much better now!” Mister
Weatherbee said. Archie looked confusedly at him, thinking. No
scolding?
Before he
could gather his thoughts, Mister Weatherbee put his right hand over
his shoulder and said “Come on, Archie! Let me reward you with some
milkshakes. I’ll drive.”
“Eh…
What? You want to buy me milkshakes? Sir...You… you are no longer
angry with me?” Archie looked even more confused than ever.
“I
guess not.”
Ronnie
and Betty were at the foyer when they saw both of them walk out the
front entrance of Riverdale High.
“Look!”
said Betty as she pointed at the two of them.
“Looks
like our advice worked!” Veronica said.
Both of
them smiled.
THE END!