Memo to Joe Staton

 

Okay, I don’t know Joe Staton, personally; I’ve never met the man. But if I were him, I’d leave town until the first of the year. Maybe permanently!

 

FYI: Joe Staton is the artist who re-drew Jughead in this special issue thing coming up. Just for the record – I hate it.  Been there. Done that.

 

Worse, Ethel hates it, and that is why Joe Staton should seriously think about leaving town. Ethel is LIVID! I’ve never seen her like this!!! Today, at school, she was too mad to even SIT in a class. She just paced up and down the halls like some sort of caged animal. We all took turns pacing with her so she wouldn’t be alone.

 

Apparently, in this special issue, Jughead has a girlfriend – and it’s NOT ETHEL!!!!!! You can guess what Ethel thinks of this!

 

So that is why Joe Staton should leave town. Maybe even the country.

(Belize is nice this time of year. :) Ethel Muggs is looking for you, Mr. Staton, so run. Run fast. Run far.

 

Veronica Lodge

 

Comments

[Stargirl]

Mr, Staton i think you better run as fast and as far as you can. Cause Ethel is going to hunt you down like a starvin' bloodhound lookin' for food. And....JUGHEAD IS GOING TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT IS NOT ETHEL?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?! Golly, look what you have done now Mr.Staton!! i WILL BUY THE COMICS AND READ WHO THEY ARE!! Poor jughead. the woman hater must feel bad. Who do you think is worse:Jughead or Ethel?
Bye yall STARGIRL

[shea]

im sorry juggie =[
-shea

[Ronnie]

I am totally with Ethel on this one!
I mean, JUGHEAD???? Seriously, Juggie is the WOMAN HATER!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o
Run Mr. Staton. Start running. No really, start running. Now.

[Jasmine]

Welcome Jubilation Lee.I will be your bloggy buddy.I hope you say yes.
~Jasmine~
=D

[Jubilation Lee]

hello, all! i am new to archiecomics.com! i read about it in a comic, (which i love) i am a comic addict! i especially love:
Batman,
X-men,
Spiderman,
and, of course; ARCHIECOMICS!! could someone give me the 411 on this website?

[Mikayla]

I was Kidding about the g.f. for Juggie I HATE IT AND I WAS TESTING YOU GUYS.Oh...G.F. is girl friend.Im worried what if they really like each other and...Ki...Ki...Lip Lock,Kiss,how ever you want to put it.Juggie kissing too weird Archie and Betty or Archie and Ron kissing Im O.K. with that except Boyfriend troble`s.

Love,
Mikayla

[Cinnamon Apple]

HEy Ms.England!!!!!! HOw do ya like the blogs? SEe tomorrow!~~

[Gotapename]

While I must adimit the new new look is going take some getting use to.I don't dislkie Joe for it.For one even if it was completley horrid,it not his fault he cant' draw.Two as penclier he has no control about the story.Any flaws in the art work could easliy be the inkers fault as well. I am not saying it's wrong to dislike Jughead's makeover, I am just saying pinning it on one guy seems kind of harsh.

[Emmy]

Yeah it's like if you want to redraw someone FLATTER them not make them look ten times worse!!!

[Mikayla]

Its not Mr.Joe Staton fault.Jug needs a girlfriend because if all he does is eat and sleep he`ll get un-healthy and might die I know its weird but...Its for a good cause...Maybe...

Love,
Mikayla
P.S.Welcome Ms. England

You go girl! You're makeover was so much better than Jughead's, even though I wasn;t ia big fan of it! JOE STATON, RUN. Antartica would be good.
STOP THIS HIDEOUS MAKEOVER! NO ONE LIKES IT!
Cinnamon APple;)

[Amal*F]

Oh no! Poor Jughead n Ethel!Hey, I saw d beemovie yesterday n they had the Archie's song 'sugar sugar' it was kewl!- Amal*F

[Michelle]

uh oh! don't mess with Big Ethel yo!

[~daisym]

i don't know about all the rest of the people in bloggy land, but i'm willing to buy the series and give it a chance. it doesnt look so hot right now, but hey, you never know!

~daisym

[saberchic]

A furious Ethel??? Yep. That guy better book it fast... but I must say that I'm rather curious about the story line. Not a big fan of the art though....

[Pureheart the Powerful]

Don't get mad or anything (PLEASE, this is just MY opinion), because I certainly don't feel bad for Ethel. I'll let you know that if there's anything that has to do with Jughead and a g---, I'm against it. I HATE ideas like that. That's my #1 thing I ABSOLUTELY HATE. It's on my "Hate-List"... written in pen, there's no erasing it. *grumble-grumble-grumble* Aaah! I really HATE it!

Hitting my head on my keyboard,
-Pureheart the Powerful

[Pureheart the Powerful]

Jughead does NOT need a *shudder* g---! Gak, this is messing up my mind... *mumbles*... I hate it when they make stories like this... especially when he's with a g---... *choke* I did forget about this until right now. Must there always be a boyfriend and girlfriend situation in all Makeover Comics? It's ridiculous. Betty and Veronica Double Digest #151 to #154 has a what? Yeah, that's right, a boyfriend problem. And now it's with Jughead, but with a g--------- problem. Give me a BREAK...

Anti-Jughead with a *choke* g---,
-Pureheart the Powerful

[Kulsoom]

YAAA I LIKE SO NOT BLAME ETHEL;; I MEAN ITS U G L Y. EVEN URS & BETTY'S DRAWINGS WERE BETTER! OMG IM TOTALLY W/ ETHEL ON THIS ONE.

AND WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRLFRIEND THING? THAT IS SO NOT JUG!

((TROUBLED HUGS 'N KISSES))
K.

[shea]

lol thats funny =D about ethel getting mad and going to get em =D
poor juggie though =[
-shea

[Julia VP]

Wow! Juggie with a girlfriend?? That is TOO weird!!!! Poor Ethel! Joe Staton better run!!!!